You are cordially summoned
MonsterMash
Robert Collins turns one year spookier
The graveyard smashed. The party's a graveyard smash. Crawl out of whatever you sleep in and come do the Mash.
Sun · Nov 15, 2026✦6:00 PM✦Boston
RSVP for the MashThe order of the night
How the haunting unfolds
Crypt doors creak open
Arrive, grab a glass of something blood-red, and let the fog machine do its thing.
Costume parade & judging
Strut your monster. Prizes for best costume, scariest, and most committed to the bit.
Feast of the undead
Eyeball punch, witch-finger snacks, and a cake worth rising from the dead for.
The Monster Mash
Lights low, floor open. We dance until the cock crows. (Or until Robert tires out.)
Everything you need to know
The fine print, in cold blood
When
Sunday, November 15, 2026
Doors
6:00 PM until the witching hour
Dress code
Dress like a monster. The gnarlier, the better.
Don't leave us in the dark
Rise and reply
Tell Robert if you're crawling out for the night, who you're dragging along, and what you'll be wearing.
Whatever you do,
don't flatline.
See you on the fifteenth, fangs out. It's gonna be a graveyard smash.
Robert Collins · Boston · 2026